We iz a family of two kittehs.. Xamm and Arielle ~ Xamm is the mighty mancat-in-training who loves to play, nom and discover new napping positions ~ Arielle is the boss kitty who loves to play, purr and snoopervise all the proceedings and not-me incidents related to the hooman..
I know it wasn't you!
Nope nope wasnt yoo!
I bet they came that way from Amazon.
As long as you did not leave behind any DNA evidence, I think you will be safe.
I know I can tell them toof marks aren't yours...
purrs,Abby
Of *course you didn't! Who would ever think that ... ??? ;-)
That's right - deny, deny, deny!
Whimpurr haz da same pwoblem! Lots of bookies and fings wiff bitied edges. I fink you and us haz mice!!!! ;o)
You should tell your human to call Amazon and complain that the books came pre-bitten.
We hope they do not order dental records.
I don't see any books so how could it be you. Just an old box. Putting the bitey on that is harmless, isn't it?? So if there isn't any book evidence it couldn't be you. So that was a round about way of saying you are innocent.
Casper
Good! You now can do your own sanctuary of meditation! Muahaha!
And if you stick to that story, she can never prove otherwise!